January 2010
Top 10 Weirdest Diets and Weight Loss Plans
lovestephs:
fuckyeahstrangefinds:
By Amy Teeple
Published on April 30, 2008
#10 - All Celery Diet
Celery is considered a “negative-calorie food” (the process of eating celery burns more calories than the celery contains), so it seems only natural that you can lose weight by eating this wonder food. However, it’s not that simple. The difference in calories consumed and calories expended is...
New Years resolutions??
perseverance
—noun
1. steady persistence in a course of action, a purpose, a state, etc., esp. in spite of difficulties, obstacles, or discouragement.
2. Theology. continuance in a state of grace to the end, leading to eternal salvation.
you have to personally make the decision and...
these pivotal decisions need to be recognized and taken seriously. otherwise, whats the point?
if i’m making an executive decision, i have to at least try and and persist. if not, failure is imminent?
a decision without action is useless, just as faith without works is empty.
the mindset is key, but you have to act.
December 2009
Plants vs Zombies!!! →
why would you throw someone away
1 tag
me
anybody’s nobody
and
nobody’s anybody
my brother has a very interesting style.
i just don’t think it “works” but haha…whatever. as long as it works for him.
i'm the only one who thinks what i think the way...
i think.
cyt sygehk
e’s hud cina ev drec fyc naym, un ev ed fyc tuha vun udran naycuhc cdydat. aedran fyo, e’s cyt. yht ed pnaygc so raynd cusa fyo un yhudran aedran fyo.
e kiacc dra xiacdeuh ec: fryd tu e tu? e’s hud cina nekrd huf un yhosuna. fro fuimt cra?… cusauha damm sa, bmayca?
let's play a game.
T: hi. lets play a game.
Y: ok... penis
T: Penis.
Y: PEnis
T: PENis.
Y: PENIs
T: PENIS.
Y: PENIS!
T: PEEENNNN...ISSSS.
Y: PENNNNNNNNNNN...ISSSSSSSSSS
T: ...
Y: i win?
T: PPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...!!!
Y: PEEEEEEEEEEENNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T: ...
Y: *huff puff
T: P nis.
Y: i win.
T: vag.
Y: i win.
T: P3N15
Y: killer pussy
T: AH ]: U WIN
Cold Stones or Baskin Robins?
guilt trips
die die die die!
i sing about peeing while the bathroom door is...
while peeing with the bathroom door open.
i do NOT want the Droid.
i played with one today and the keyboard SUCKS. sorry, but nothing can redeem a super crappy keyboard for me.
they're acting like we're idiots
they’re lying to our face. maybe we are idiots. we buy it anyway.
i hate being betrayed.
there's a wingless bee walking on the table...
what do you do with it?
SUPER EXCITED
to go snowboarding in mammoth with the family and greg and will january 3rd - 5th
not to mention Disneyland with kristine and chad in 2 days…
and im gonna go download Final Fantasy vii on my PS3.
mega stokeeddd!!!!
you could be at the other end of the world and i...
the uncertainty is still the same, yet the possibility of an impossibility is even more saddening.
however, it wouldn’t really make a difference.
i had a dream
i was at this buffet/movie theater…with ex-convicts. i have no idea what movie was playing but anyways so im walking around grabbing all this awesome food, and then theres a guy walking next to me on the phone like “yeah, apparently i killed 100 people this year, but theyre trying to change me” LOL…so i tried to avoid them and just enjoy the food, but then some of my...
Twas the night before my Period ..
cindyma: Twas the night before my period and all through the house not a pad was available —I could’ve bled on the couch The tampons were place in my vagina with care In hopes that the bloood would never be there The tampon was nestled between my legs While visions of the sex I couldn’t have danced in my head Mama chillin’ in her robe and I in my pannies Had just settled down with dadddy in his...
secrets are secret.
because we are scared of something.
or maybe thats just me.
i don't go back to school until january 11th.
who hates me now?
ME AND THENEWBREED AND OTHER HOMIES GOT KICKED OUT...
i bought a whole 5oz of your overpriced yogurt, and you kick us out for sitting on the couch? PHUC YOU, STUPID PHO EATING CHEAP BOOTY LOBCOCKS.
their froyo wasn’t even that great.
*writes angry yelp review.
RIP ?
Steven Chew
COD: lindor chocolate overdose.
and other stuff.
2 questions i often ask people in my head
“how could you say that?” or “why would you say that?”
i think its probably best not to talk straight from ur butt (or at least try not to) when having a conversation about something potentially serious…but thats just me.
sick with myself
you dont wanna be hurt blood stains run the shirt turning the blind eye breaking necks like a flirt never really know whats the opposite of down just main the “head above the water” so you dont sink and drown flying through life without a care in the world dont trust your boys dont trust your girl in the back of your mind theyre your inevitable doom association complex sick of the next...
i just puked a little
in my mouth.
my eyes are burning, no lie.
Listen
but the planet doesn't like that.
that’s why they’re racking our bodies with pain, and filling our hearts with doubt.
HOSHINOBO!!!...
we used to always say that.
(hoe-shin-no-boe)
i feel so tiny.
i want to fall on the ground and sleep under my desk. i’ll wake up tomorrow with a full grown beard and take the rest of the day to shave it off and bath in the local river.
i like to laugh
and joke.
i feel so grumpy.
i think ive been around people for too long. i need to go back into my cave and hibernate.
i used to want to bang my head on the desk.
i always imagined it to have a nice sound.
do you add adults on facebook?
even if you do or don’t know them?…or are even related to them? its dangerous. but i feel bad for rejecting them…most of the time. would never add my parents though. haha…probably.
